what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”
WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT
Where you are from:
When I Can Text You:
How Fast You Respond:
Favorite kind of music:
SEND APPLICATION TO ASK BOX !!
*If accepted, I’ll ask for your number*
DO IT, LETS BE BEST FRIENDS
isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever
i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature
construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head
and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
"you’re kind of annoying"
kind of? kind of??? excuse me. excuse you. i am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted “kind of” about it
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.
And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
Or to make me feel better.
i wanna raise my daughters to not text back
I want to talk to you but my face
SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off