tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

(Source: pilotstwentyone, via arminarlertsdick)

Tumblr Texting Buddy Application.

incaseofemergency-runlikehell:

Name:
Where you are from:
Timezone:
Age:
When I Can Text You:
How Fast You Respond:
Anything Else:
Favorite kind of music:
SEND APPLICATION TO ASK BOX !!

*If accepted, I’ll ask for your number*
DO IT, LETS BE BEST FRIENDS

(Source: thatgirldeshay, via ashley-purdy)

audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

(via thewaywardlady)

(❁´◡`❁)*✲゚*

  • 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
  • 2.When did your last hug take place?
  • 3.Are you a jealous person?
  • 4.Are you tired right now?
  • 5.Do you chew on your straws?
  • 6.Have you ever been called a tease?
  • 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
  • 8.Do you cry easily?
  • 9.What should you be doing right now?
  • 10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
  • 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
  • 12.Are you mad at someone right now?
  • 13.Do you believe in love?
  • 14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
  • 15.Who was the last person you talked to?
  • 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
  • 17.Will you get married?
  • 18.When was the last time you smiled?
  • 19.Does anyone like you?
  • 20.Do you secretly like someone?
  • 21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
  • 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  • 23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
  • 24.What ARE you looking forward to?
  • 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
  • 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
  • 27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
  • 28.Are you a forgiving person?
  • 29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
  • 30.Do you fall for people easily?
  • 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
  • 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
  • 33.Who was the last person you drove with?
  • 34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
  • 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
  • 36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
  • 37.Can you live a day without TV?
  • 38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
  • 39.Three names you go by...
  • 40.Are you currently in a relationship?
  • 41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
  • 42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
  • 43.What’s your current problem?
  • 44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
  • 45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
  • 46.How many kids do you want to have?
  • 47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain, via jetblackknoni)

jaclcfrost:

"you’re kind of annoying" 

kind of? kind of??? excuse me. excuse you. i am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted “kind of” about it

(via felldowntoearthforyou)

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via wasting-time-again)

ailura44:

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

Or to make me feel better.

(Source: dilated, via thinkingofexcile)

ginuwineleather:

i wanna raise my daughters to not text back

(via walkthelonelyroad)

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

(Source: urbxngod, via walkthelonelyroad)

"There is always that one band that comes along when you are 14 or 15 years old that manages to hit you in just the right way and changes your whole perception of things."

Alex Turner (via perfect)

(Source: aybigayl, via frankhub)

Reblog this if its okay to send ridiculously sexual things to your inbox

(Source: withlovefromlahey, via walkthelonelyroad)

youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

(via walkthelonelyroad)

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via walkthelonelyroad)

(Source: morgrana, via dammit-susan)

Hand Signal...Rock On