my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?


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my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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The way my razors shine
Remind me of your eyes

My razors cut deep
The way your words used to

You left
At least I have something to remind me of you


the difference between you and my razors (e.m.d)

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I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

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Neil Hilborn // “Punk Rock John” (Poetry Observed)

"As long as I have hands, I can break something. As long as we can breathe, we can sing."

A classic from Neil Hilborn, which we just posted from our original 2012 series with Poetry Observed. If you buy Neil’s album, “Northbound”, you’ll get this poem along with NINETEEN others!

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the area of exposed skin between a crop top and a pair of high waisted shorts is sacred and magical

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hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

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i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror


how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

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"He looked at her the way all girls wanted to be looked at."

Great Gatsby (via perfect)

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Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.


I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

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Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

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tumblr be like

i just want a pop punk boy to send me pics of him fucking a pizza and shoving a title fight cassette tape up his ass

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Hand Signal...Rock On